“GET IN LOSER, WERE GOIN SHOPPING”

THIS IS FROM THE BEST MOVIE EVER.

” She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.”

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.”

” And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back ” Your face smells like peppermint!”
“Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh…”Caddy” Heron. Do we have a “Caddy” Heron here? “

“Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. Is not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

“Hell, no. I did NOT leave the South Side for this!”

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles….and im sorry for telling everyone…and im sorry for repeating it now”

“Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house. “

“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining!”

“If you’re from Africa, why are you white? “

“I can’t go to taco bell, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you’re so STUPID! “

“Oh, you’ll get socialized all right, a little slice like you”

“Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?”….”what are marijunana tablets?”

“That is so fetch!” 

“What? He’s a good kisser”……”hes your cousin”

“why should Caesar get to stomp around while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET. whats so great about caeser hmm?? brutis is just as smart as caeser, brutis is just as cute as caesar. people totally like brutis as much as they like caesar. when did become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody!? thats not what Romes about…we should totally just STAB CAESAR!”

“I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a REGULAR  mom, I’m a COOL mom. “

“Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them “frenemies”. “

“Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them “fraitors”. “